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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 17

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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And, Collins, Herrin, Herring, British, Richard, News, Comedy, Collings, Andrew, Newspaper, Podcasts, Guide, Podcast

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2008

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In our seventeenth podcast, we wish Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin the very best, rail against the Stop and Search policy of the Metropolitan Police because it mainly singles out Andrew, investigate the wording of the Queen's Regulations about moustaches in the RAF, and wonder whether either Planet Of The Bulls or Planet Of the Catholics would be more entertaining that the one with Apes.

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0:00.0

You go first.

0:02.0

first.

0:03.0

I can turn it on and then say you go first.

0:06.0

Yeah, but you've gone first

0:08.0

only by saying you go first.

0:10.0

But you can still hear it.

0:12.0

They're not idiots these people.

0:14.0

If you whisper, you're not going, oh that's right, we'll ignore that.

0:17.0

It was whispered.

0:18.0

But it's not like the real beginning. If I say you go first, that's not that's the kind of preamble.

0:22.0

What you're saying is you go, what you're saying is I Andrew Collins and the important

0:25.8

one in this.

0:26.8

I will differ.

0:27.8

It's like when in a photo, when there's a photo of a group of people and the most famous

0:31.5

person's pointing at someone next to them and pulling

0:33.4

a funny face as if to deflect attention away from themselves but actually that finger is pointing,

0:39.8

three fingers are pointing right back at themselves on that and that's what you've done you

0:45.0

gone yeah I'm going to make it look like I'm a nice guy and this isn't my

0:47.6

podcast that I'm in charge of and let rich go first once but then you have but you haven't done because you went for but you've done

0:56.0

most of the talking too far I know but that's because I'm furious I've never been

1:00.6

so angry about anything it's the worst thing that's happened in the world this week

1:04.0

than the fact that there's no food on the shelves in our supermarkets and their dolphins are being killed by the Navy.

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