Right.

We've done enough rehearsal, do you think?

Really, we've been all day rehearsing.

We're much later than normal, not that you would know or care when you listen to this.

It'll be done, but right now, we've been in rehearsal for a couple of hours.

Yeah, it's all scripted.

We've got everything worked out in advance. all That's what the rehearsal's been about making this sound as natural as possible.

So actually, I'm literally reading these words right now.

Listen to the clever way, I'm making it sound as if I'm making it up as I go a lot.

It was good. I wrote that, I was pleased. I wrote that for Andrew. Some of it we kind of bounced around some of the scripts we wrote individually for ourselves and some of it we wrote for each other which is quite an interesting way. So some of the words I'll be speaking. Explain what this this is about, and your diet, this is a satire.

First time we've ever done any satire.

It's a satire of ourselves.

No, C- Magazine.

You used to edit Q Magazine.

Yeah, the loyalty that Q, obviously don't have.

They turn the editor.

I mean, I have the old man.

Oh, you old man!

It's been some time since I was the editor of Q.

I left the editorship of Q in 1997. that is 11 years ago so they've obviously forgotten me.

They were this little kids at school when you were here and then they looked to you and

one day we'll get him.

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