Collings and Herrin - Podcast 166

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🗓️ 10 June 2011

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

In Podcast 166, Richard takes sluggish to new levels and Andrew singularly fails to awaken the Kracken of his usually ebullient personality, even when he reveals that Malcolm X wrote a prototype of the famous joke, 'I'm not saying I'm Jesus, that is for other people to say,' and tries to recruit him for further singalongs, including The Dambusters Theme. Further attempts are made to enliven Richard for what must surely be our last podcast if he keeps this up, including a potentially lively discussion about politically correct censorship of dogs and centipedes, during which Richard inadvertently conceives his next two BBC pitches. (You'll have to listen to find out what they are.) Meanwhile, his actual BBC comedy drama script languishes unwritten for over an hour, with the last word written - 'help' - taking on a whole new profound significance. We can only apologise. Blame Ricky Gervais at the Seinfeld aftershow.

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0:00.0	When it has begun, well to the shirt, last week sounded good.
0:05.0	So whatever that strange symbol is, I'm not sure what it is,
0:08.0	didn't do any harm to the quality of it.
0:10.0	It was still there.
0:12.0	It was pretty HD. Some people still say it's still there. It was pretty HD. Some people will still say it's too quiet.
0:14.8	Yeah well. I know everyone. I do know the truth of the matter is that
0:19.2	iPods are quiet aren't they? They just generally are.
0:24.0	Set them up.
0:25.0	Then all those papers flew off there.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	Brilliant.
0:29.0	Cool.
0:30.0	It was like surround sound.
0:31.0	Senn surround. Well, we should just get the listeners to come up here and now. like a surround sound, sense around.
0:32.8	Well, we should just get the listeners to come up here and experience it live.
0:36.0	Yeah.
0:37.0	And then not bother recording it.
0:38.0	That'd be simpler by this late state.
0:39.3	29,000 people, you know.
0:41.0	You know, it will be like that little, you know. They don't all listen to it. They must. I
0:46.3	download those things I don't listen to. I never download anything. It was much easier.
0:52.0	Right, so where was the last word you wrote in your script before you stopped
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