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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 165

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2011

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

At last! The Podcast 165 Show! Although we threatened the end the podcast last week, we decided to keep it going for one more week, as Andrew was coming round to Richard's anyway before they went off to see Jerry Seinfeld at the O2 Arena in London and they had some time to kill. On a swelteringly hot day, in order to get through one more podcast, Andrew was forced to drink some pinot grigio blush beforehand, and a single 4% proof American beer during, while Richard didn't. The highlights are forensically well-remembered Monty Python sketches and songs, which may baffle our younger listeners, but which will transport people in their forties and fifties to a happier time for British comedy, when stand-ups didn't make 4 million a year. This podcast also stands as a tribute-cum-warning to national treasure Stewart 'Wart' Lee. If you were in Mrs Markilee's class at Cobden Junior School in Loughborough circa 1975 and recognise yourself in the photograph accompanying this podcast, do get in touch! Let's hope Seinfeld is on more disciplined comedic form. Altogether now: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant, he was very rarely etc. etc.

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0:00.0

Hello this is the actual one six five last week was a practice one

0:05.8

six five obviously otherwise we wouldn't do it but we feel duty bound and I have to

0:09.9

warn you that Andrew Collins unprofession professionally is roaring drunk. He's been out having lunch and he's

0:17.9

drunk some roeze wine and now he's coming going where some give me a

0:22.0

fucking beer give me you me a fucking beer, give me any

0:23.7

got any fucking beer.

0:24.7

He came like, so I said, calm down Andrew, you can have a beer.

0:28.4

It's all right, don't get punchy.

0:29.8

Yeah.

0:30.8

That's I've given him a beer.

0:31.0

There's no way of knowing what I'm not I don't know if it is low alcohol

0:36.0

It's but but wiser it comes otherwise as 66

0:38.2

for special lightly carbonated kids food Very nice though, I appreciate it.

0:43.0

Well, I was left over from our party.

0:45.0

Someone brought those and left them and didn't drink any of them, so they're in the fridge,

0:47.6

give them to idiots, drunk idiots who can.

0:49.6

A breeze is blown loads of papers off your.

0:53.0

That's to happen.

0:54.0

You should have opened the top window, not the bottom up.

0:56.0

No, it's easy for you to say that now, isn't it?

0:58.0

Hopefully you'll have caught that on the task and we're back on the task and what's that mean now that's new what's

1:04.4

that little symbol there well it's going around because the time is passing after

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