Collings and Herrin - Podcast 148

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🗓️ 26 January 2011

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Recorded in a carefully constructed television set designed to look like the post-apocalyptic attic flat of a sad, lonely old man who collects electronic equipment, Podcast 148 - the closest you'll get to our THIRD BIRTHDAY PODCAST!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!! - is our subtle riposte to the Andy Gray/Richard Keys sexism scandal: an hour-long tribute to women linesmen everywhere, and their basic human right to have a 'vagazzle' and have Premiership footballers 'hanging out of it.' You'll have to listen to it to appreciate the full extent of our political correctness.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to podcast 148 Collins and Herring.
0:06.0	148.
0:08.0	We haven't even checked, but let's assume it is 148,
0:11.0	because we're doing it now.
0:12.0	Led them, we've numbered them all.
0:14.0	So this is my last podcast for a go on holiday and
0:16.0	yeah, I bet you're excited.
0:18.0	Do you want to come on holiday with me and my girlfriend?
0:19.0	Nope.
0:20.0	You'll be nice.
0:21.0	No.
0:22.0	You could be our butler. You could be a butler. Yeah, but that's about it. You can sleep under our beach.
0:27.0	How well do you pay? I was quite thinking I might sleep in that cupboard while you're away.
0:31.0	I'll look after your house for you. I'm clearing it out.
0:33.0	Look, I've cleared everything out of that cupboard and now it's on the floor.
0:36.0	It's a massive cupboard.
0:37.0	And you thought the attic was going to be clean. He said, oh, I'm looking for seeing the clean attic.
0:40.0	And it's a much dirtier than you.
0:42.0	But that is the cleaning process.
0:44.0	So I've got some massive printers and loads of old electronic equipment to get rid of.
0:49.0	It's actually like a set.
0:50.0	Will a man come around and take them?
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