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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 147

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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News, Collings, Herring, Guide, Podcast, Comedy, Collins, British, And, Podcasts, Herrin, Andrew, Newspaper, Richard

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2011

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Phew! Having almost broken both this podcast and the 6 Music show since last week, we finally start to mend things. Richard suggests introducing a 'safe word' to our sado-masochistic faux-marriage: GEOFF LLOYD. So, whenever Richard goes too far in his violent, psychotic bullying of what he believes to be a fictional character, Andrew can say 'GEOFF LLOYD' and Richard must stop. You can hear this in action in Podcast 147, where we discuss the morality of comedians doing adverts - again! - and the danger of sounding like you're jealous of Paddy McGuinness on Twitter when you are not. Richard also fantasises about being an undercover policeman in the 1970s. And, spoiler alert, Andrew only has to say 'GEOFF LLOYD' once.

Transcript

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0:00.0

on air. Hello welcome to podcast 147.

0:02.8

Let's discuss it on after last week I've thought when Andrew I actually

0:07.8

going yet by the way.

0:08.8

I don't know when I it doesn't matter this will be fine when I actually upset Andrew by Badgering

0:13.7

him till he gave up doing it we couldn't give the podcast that I might be able to

0:18.0

find it I think I might put out independently I should be able to find it only

0:21.4

when we've stopped doing them I could just do it I'll just get orange mark to find it on. Only when we've stopped doing them. Nah, I could just do it. I'll just get Orange Mark to put it up.

0:25.1

It was a good fun one and Andrew was not good fun. It was for everyone except you.

0:30.4

Yeah, exactly. But I think we should have, you know, like like when people because what we're doing here

0:34.9

I'm doing I hate to explain to you because it'll ruin you don't explain it to me

0:37.9

but I have sure you explain to you when I say nasty things to you it's a joke I

0:41.9

don't really mean them okay this is like

0:44.4

very convincing you're too good an actor

0:46.4

thank you all problem well you know sometimes you are actually a fucking idiot

0:49.2

it makes it easier but I still you know respect and love you and I just I think what we should do is like what we essentially are doing here is like

0:59.6

Sado Masochistic sex where those people dress up in rubber costumes and try and strangle each other to death.

1:07.0

I've never done that.

1:08.0

Have you done that?

1:09.0

No, of course I haven't. Well, no, of course you haven't.

1:10.0

And what they have though, as I understand it, is a safety word.

1:15.0

What does that mean?

1:16.0

So if they say the work, then the thing will stop.

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