What's the shortest time you've owned a car? From what I've gathered you have only

ever owned about three. One. One.

Welcome to the collecting addicts podcast episode number 20. Fanfare, fireworks,

symbol, percussion, what an amazing achievement to have wasted 20-something hours of your time.

We're sorry, but we're carrying on to start with this week. Formula one versus the Indy 500,

two of the greatest motorsport spectacles on the planet happened at the same weekend.

And I think there was a clear winner. But what does Neil Clifford think? Well, I enjoyed both.

I mean, let's kick this off with a bit of optimism. It was, it was, it was, they were both good,

weren't they? And I was essentially, they were sandwiched between trying to watch

end of the Premier League as well for me. So I missed the start of Indy. But to be honest,

the best thing about that weekend was the quality. You know, the cars are too bloody big to race

around that fucking circuit, aren't they? It's like watching bumper cars. But the quality,

I have to admit, that Max is just brilliant, right? You know, he was, there's no way I thought he

was going to get back in that sector three. And he did. But it was like an out-of-body experience.

It was like watching Senna in Manish will tell me the day, but 93 or whatever it was,

that sort of genius lap or the Donnington thing. It was one of those laps or quality sessions that

will go down in history, I think, weren't it? I still feel sorry. I still feel sorry for Ferrari.

They've got two, they've got the, they've got wrong drivers haven't they? Not good enough.

He can make him. Did you see the over, did you see the overlay of Alonzo and

this happens? It was really, really interesting towards that race class, basically.

Yeah, amazing, amazing. And you could see it, couldn't you, not as if I'm technically brilliant,

as we know on, on going round tracks, but you could see that that last sector, those last

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