Well, that's like the time when I did that bomb at the De Niro roast, and I'm talking

about Robin Williams, and I flail, and my shirt flies off the hanger, and this beautiful

new Casabee shirt, and I had to wear it that night, a sweater, and it flails, it was kind

of a light rain, and I go, I don't know what just happened, I'm covered in flop sweat,

and to edit the sweater, the sweater flies off into the street, lands in a puddle, and

a cab runs over it, like a movie scene.

Robin Williams was on the ground laughing.

He had a nice suit on, it was De Niro's birthday, and he's getting wet, he's getting a

suit ruined, because he couldn't stop laughing, because I was like a movie, I go like this,

it flies up, and I look back at him, like I'm so devastated by everything, he just fell

down.

What does that say about the stature, Colin Quinn, as far as De Niro's birthday, Robin

Williams, who else was there, and they asked who, out of all the great comics in New York

to fucking, because they, and that's, oh, no, no, what happened, Jim Gafigan gets sick.

If you asked his, if you asked his wife, her biggest regrets in life, I guarantee that

would be in her top three, and I don't know her life, because she just asked me, this

was a real Ralph Crandon, the black bride, you know, yeah, Grace Hata, she called me and

goes, hey, would you do a De Niro impression for my husband's birthday, or his 60th birthday,

because they knew I had done it on the show and didn't ask.

Yes.

So I go, I'll do more than that, because what we just, I'll, it was like Ralph Crandon,

I'm like, Dad, trust me, this is my big break, because I was like Scorsese, the oldest

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