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Top Flight Time Machine

Cockney Computer Game

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Why Dolly Parton is better than Ken Loach, Sting’s sex and bargains advice, a racist spider, and some more ghost stuff.

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0:00.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

0:07.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it. This is top flight time machine, I am Andy Dawson

0:16.0

Paul, popp, poppo.

0:17.0

I'm sandelion, so what?

0:18.0

Forgot to say, I got a shout out to the Hammers fan who gave me a'm Sir Delaney so what in the bogs at

0:25.6

West Ham on Saturday good one very nice yeah felt good best place to get one

0:31.9

best to get a saw what yeah when you're in the bogs.

0:35.0

Did he have a look downwards before you went so bad?

0:39.0

Nah, he wasn't looking at my penis.

0:41.0

Not like what happened to...

0:42.0

You know that's what stopped Russell Brand

0:44.4

having to come in the normal seats at West Ham. Russell Brand stopped coming

0:50.9

like in the normal bit because people kept trying to take pictures of

0:54.1

his knob while he was having a mess.

0:57.0

Right, it's Tuesday. Are we going to have a look in the mail bag?

1:07.0

See what's there?

1:08.0

We'll do our best.

1:10.0

Actually, it hasn't been good, like, does it?

1:12.0

Just quickly before we delve in,

1:14.0

well the thing is we haven't been asking for many things.

1:19.0

If we ask, people usually answer,

1:21.0

but we've been podding a little bit less because of our tour and we haven't been asking but we did not mind readers.

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