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Stiff Socks

Coat of Cum

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school.

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0:00.0

If you could have a penis anywhere else where would you go where where I put it? Yep, bicep

0:08.5

How do you fuck with it? Well, if I already have a dick to fuck then I know your movie. Oh, yeah, I thought I'd too

0:14.4

No, no, no, just one. Okay. Just bicep

0:21.0

What do you mean? You fucking put on the Jersey Shore and you just fucking go at it right here

0:25.3

So what is she you just on the ground? What how you where is she standing up and you're on your back?

0:32.0

I'm on the back. You're on your back and you're just fucking fist pumping in my dreams, you know

0:36.0

You get the fucking dick on the bice or you hit the V and then you could be up in the B with the other finger

0:42.0

Wow with the other finger you could be in the B but other finger also you'd be on the the C to click

0:46.6

Like this was blocking

0:49.1

Oh, yeah, angles fucked up blocking it. I like that. I'm putting it on my hand

0:53.6

Right on the fucking pump my hand. So you just like it's uh, I just go and you know what paddle with a little strain on it

1:00.5

You know how much how much better I could fuck with it with a dick on my hand then a dick here

1:05.8

Like it's just like how I can fucking go in dude

1:09.6

You ever seen my forehand? What do you get carpal tunnel? What if it's just here? I think you just go like this

1:15.1

I'm why you doing so far back. I don't know if I because I got realistically

1:19.9

It would be like if you were pushing a stop sign to go yes, you know, I mean I was here, you know, you're dribbling the fucking basketball no, it'd be more like

1:30.3

You know I'm a little I'm fucking my wrist. I got bad wrist. What angle do you go?

1:34.8

That's I think that's it right here. You get some some hole in the back. Why you wish I had to be

1:41.4

Well if the options there

1:44.2

Might as well bro look at this combo right there. That's a pretty sick combo dude

1:47.7

I mean they got those fucking vibrators right now that hit all stimulation's

1:51.2

How do you feel about going out of vibrator? You like something you know you found it. Oh my god. I like it. Yeah

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