‘Coastal Elites’ & ‘Save The Children’

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Matt shares his feelings on the fires currently ravaging America’s west coast, the immediate politicization of them, and Donald Trump’s proudly / idiotically anti-science response to those in charge of trying to stop them. From there he dives into several other issues, including but not limited to: the weirdly enduring ‘save the children’ aspect of almost all conspiracy theories, what people should really do if they actually want to ‘save the children’, HBO’s toothless and terrible new ‘satire’ COASTAL ELITES, and the easiest way to tell if someone is dumb. He also invents an entirely new way of saying ‘fuck’, and liberally uses this new way of saying ‘fuck’ throughout the duration of the episode. He ALSO mistakenly refers to the movie ‘WATERWORLD’ as ‘WESTWORLD’ and fails to correct himself and honestly that will piss him off until the day he dies. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Not too young. Hello and welcome to Matalea is confused. This is Matalea and the entire west coast is on fire.
0:26.8	So that's cool.
0:28.0	We really needed that this year.
0:32.0	We absolutely needed that this year. We absolutely needed that this year.
0:34.0	Because this year wasn't shitty enough.
0:40.0	I'm in California, I'm in Los Angeles, as many of you know
0:44.4	uh can't really go outside without um
0:49.2	breathing in a and you can't go outside without breathing in an entire pack of cigarettes every time you step outside,
0:58.0	which is nice.
1:02.0	And I'm sure some of you or many of you have probably seen the pictures of the San Francisco fires, which I believe is called the August fire. I can't even keep up there so many I think the Oregon one is the worst the
1:14.0	August fire just north of San Francisco or Sacramento is the biggest wildfire
1:19.6	in terms of acreage that California has ever known.
1:24.0	So yeah, it's fucking great, but the one down,
1:30.0	the shit down in LA, I can speak first hand to that.
1:34.3	I mean, when I see the pictures of the one outside of San Francisco,
1:37.5	it looks like a still from a bad movie.
1:41.8	It looks like some Book of Eli shit. I can't believe I just
1:47.8	shit on a Denzel movie in public. Denzel Washington is the single
1:50.9	greatest entertainer of all time and obviously if he's a single
1:54.8	great entertainer of all time he's a single greatest actor of all time and if anybody
1:57.9	says otherwise fucking we can step outside and settle this once and for all.
2:02.8	But yeah, it looks like Book of Eli in the pictures of the fire outside of San Francisco
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