Clownvis, Friday the 13th, Pickleball Fights & Arrest Your Ex on Valentine’s Day?!
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Clownvis arrived to help navigate Happy Friday the 13th… because nothing says romance like superstition, Swedish meatballs, and felony pickleball charges.
On this very important Friday The Rizzuto Show, we break down a wild IKEA shopping experience in St. Louis history — complete with mystery employees, suspicious levels of enthusiasm, and a man who may or may not have been powered by pure Colombian customer service. We also tackle a listener email that has us asking the big question: can you marry someone with zero ambition… or are you signing up for a lifetime of spaghetti-in-bed energy?
Plus:
- Friday the 13th superstitions that cost the economy millions
- The Texas police department offering to “arrest your ex” for Valentine’s Day (romantic??)
- Why getting married on Valentine’s Day might actually be a bad omen
- And a full-blown Florida pickleball brawl that proves retirement communities are just Fight Club with sunscreen
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| 0:00.0 | The Zudo. Hey! Good morning, everybody. It is Friday, February 13th, and we are coming at you. That's right. It is Friday the 13th. Yeah, also, Galentine's Day is scary. I feel like I want to jump out the window already. Okay. Not because of Galantown Day, but. Depression. |
| 0:21.6 | Nice. |
| 0:22.1 | I know how you feel. I don't know. Are we depressed on this show? No. Scott, you are never depressed. I'm depressed? I don't know, are you? Let's have, hey, trust radio. You want to talk this out? Yeah, I'm your therapist. Lay on this couch. Oh, God, no. |
| 0:36.9 | Let me ignore you. |
| 0:37.6 | Oh, God, no. |
| 0:39.8 | No. |
| 0:41.1 | I don your therapist. Lay on this couch. Let me ignore you. |
| 0:38.3 | Oh, God, no. |
| 0:41.7 | No, I don't know. |
| 0:42.7 | It's been a long week, you know? |
| 0:43.8 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:45.2 | Let's land this plane, guys. |
| 0:48.9 | Nice weather yesterday, spending time out on the deck. |
| 0:50.8 | My deck, courtesy of Chesterold Fence and Deck. |
| 1:12.2 | When we bought our house back in 2018, yeah, 2018, the deck was in disrepair. And we're trying to put Band-Aids on it. Like the railings were loose. We have to tell people, please, for your health and safety, don't lean against the rail because you could plummet to your death. So we eventually had to do it. |
| 1:13.2 | We had to bite the bullet. |
| 1:19.6 | We had to call on Chesterful Vets a deck, and they did a tear down of the old deck and put up a gorgeous new deck. |
| 1:21.4 | They used their own crews. |
| 1:22.6 | They used their own tools. |
| 1:25.9 | We did the underdecking. |
| 1:28.2 | We did the concrete patio. |
| 1:28.9 | They did it all. |
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