Clown Tour Pt. 1 (with MUNA)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

There's arguably too many people in the studio. They arguably all talk about too many things at once. Fortunately, Jo, Naomi, and Katie (members of your favorite band MUNA) took their mission very seriously, collaborating on a tightly edited Golden Record to send only the very best earth stuff to space. Unfortunately, they all spend too long making sex noises with their hands to get to most of them, so you'll have to tune into the next episode, too. MUNA's Artifacts (to be continued): Spy (2015 Film) Follow MUNA on Twitter and Instagram, and pre-order their new album here. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:09.9	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.6	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may
0:25.4	enter this voyager.
0:27.2	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.2	Goodjourjour, mona.
0:32.1	Hello, and saludo, Saturna.
0:34.1	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:41.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:51.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.6	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, look what we have here.
1:09.1	Look what the cat, and I cannot stress this enough, dragged in.
1:14.2	Dragged from the gutter.
1:16.0	Dragged from the gutter into my eyeline.
1:18.8	Look what the cat absolutely rustled up in the gutter to bring to me here.
1:24.3	Look what the cat bit sort of roughly licked around, made damp and gross, and dragged into
1:30.7	here.
1:31.1	Okay.
1:31.9	What was, uh, the dam?
1:32.7	I think it was licked and damp for me that was like, why is, you're making it sexual
1:37.7	again.
1:38.3	I don't think that was sexual.
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