5 • 726 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
0:03.0 | In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth. |
0:19.0 | I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager. |
0:26.6 | Now, we're making new records with our friends. |
0:30.6 | Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all. |
0:34.6 | We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship. |
0:42.0 | We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us. |
0:52.1 | Hello from the children of planet Earth. |
0:57.7 | Whoa, whoa, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, show me. |
1:02.2 | Caleb. |
1:02.8 | How are you? |
1:04.0 | Oh, I'm happening. |
1:06.1 | That's awesome. |
1:06.8 | What do you mean by that? |
1:08.1 | I have been having something happen. |
1:10.4 | You're crazy, bitch. |
1:12.0 | For real, something has been happening the past couple of days that I is not concerning |
1:15.8 | enough to be a concern concern, but is concerning enough that it has me sort of spin |
1:20.2 | in my little brain wheels. |
1:21.6 | Well, what is it? |
1:22.3 | Tell me about it. |
1:23.0 | I have been cooking with a lot of eggs. |
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