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Clown in a Cornfield Review

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Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review

Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Synopsis



A teenage girl named Quinn and her father relocate to Kettle Springs, Missouri for a fresh start after Quinn’s mom dies. Quinn quickly falls in with the ‘wrong crowd’ as a potential serial killer clown targets her and her new friends.



Review



At first I liked this movie. I was in for the goofy ride, I wanted to play into the corniness (pun intended) and enjoy it, but it very quickly became redundant, vapid, and unfunny. The kills are okay, the premise is whatever, but the jokes miss the mark almost every single time. The acting is good and all of the teenagers are very convincing as gen alpha, but the script severely lacks. I wanted this to be a lot more fun than it actually was. It’s not to say that I didn’t particularly enjoy it, I just got bored at one point and I couldn’t shake the boredom for the rest of the runtime. There is a joke that one of the characters makes about being “stuck in a stupid 80s slasher” and that was just plain offensive, because every 80s slasher I’ve seen is better than this one. It’s not the worst movie ever made, but it’s really nothing special. Shoutout to Kevin Durand though, love to see him pop up in a horror movie.



To sum my feelings about this film up in a sentence, this felt like Scooby Doo if it was bad and also rated R.



Score



4/10

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dad, can we go see Terrifier?

0:02.4

No, we have Terrifier at home.

0:05.1

Today we're reviewing Clown and a Cornfield.

0:08.3

Yay!

0:10.2

Yay!

0:10.4

Is this a metal thing?

0:25.5

Yes.

0:26.0

A little taste.

0:27.9

David.

0:28.9

David, what is this?

0:30.3

Pretty big.

0:31.3

Great break.

0:31.9

I have to kill a lot of people.

0:34.3

Just too many what you want me to fuck.

0:36.2

I have big, just tiny vagina. Oil me up, daddy. I can't believe that price prefers big tits. Missletoe alert. This is backcountry. I mean, this guy was a real jerk. How long can Hugo being prognant? Chop, chop, chop, chop. Oh, I'm just such a dick, David. Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves.

0:54.6

You what?

0:55.4

Hoodie Picasso.

0:57.0

Horror!

1:01.2

Hello, and welcome to horror movie talk.

1:02.5

I'm Sidney Lee.

1:09.0

And with me are both of my lovely co-hosts this week, Bryce Hanson and Max Allen. Hi.

1:09.8

We're not usually together anymore.

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