Closure Call PT 1: Did He Breakup With Her Because She Was Too Adventurous In The Bedroom? + He Said The L-Word On The Second Date!

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🗓️ 28 June 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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What do you do when dreamy Mr. Perfect totally sweeps you off your feet, there’s a connection, then he disappears? If you broke up or he ghosted you, but you’re still not exactly sure why…you need a Closure Call! Elizabeth thought she had good chemistry with the guy she was dating. But after four months, he broke up with her with no real explanation. She wants to know why he ended things, and we have answers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it, the Bert Show!
0:02.0	He told her he loved her on the second date.
0:06.2	Second date.
0:08.5	I would love to open up the Bert Show book of records.
0:13.6	Who was told that you were either loved or you said I love you in the least amount of
0:21.0	time from meeting somebody to the first I love you?
0:25.6	What's the record?
0:26.6	1-855 Bert Show.
0:28.0	This one is from a friend of mine.
0:30.1	You know how everybody has a friend in the group that you always assume this dude is going
0:35.6	to be single for the rest of his life?
0:38.0	Just a professional battle that's you in the group?
0:40.2	No, I would not say that.
0:41.2	I would never be in the group.
0:42.2	No, no, no.
0:43.2	You don't think so?
0:44.2	No.
0:45.2	I think you're going to be a great family man sometime.
0:47.2	Kristen?
0:48.2	You think so?
0:49.2	I mean, possibly, possibly.
0:51.2	Really?
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