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This is top flight time machine my name is Andy Dawson

My name's Sam Delaney I'm still doing a long note.

Oh, sorry mate. They are finished out.

My name's Sam Delaney.

Power play right from the get-

There you go.

My cat's been power-playing me. power play

me my cat and I have been power playing me my cat and I have been engaged in power games this morning

we should we should point out that even though this sounds as if we're in the same room together we're not we

300 miles apart aren't we? Yeah so when we're on days when I record this at

home I do it at the like dining table the cat knows it's not allowed on the

dining table but it's not scared of me it's not allowed on the dining table, but it's not scared of me. It's scared of my wife

It's scared of my children, but it's not scared of me

Because just like your wife and children it's not scared of you.

My wife can just give it a look and it's fucking runs a mile.

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