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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

One of the most legendary Stiff Socks episodes ever? The boys riff on coming out the womb bibbed up, scheduling cock time, and ASMR girlfriends. They also help a listener having bedroom problems and decide that if you say your car can drift, you better be taking us to Tokyo.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm crying!
0:02.5	Dude, this is...
0:03.5	Why is it?
0:06.8	I'm sweating.
0:10.0	What is it?
0:10.8	Grunch out!
0:13.2	Hey, bitch.
0:15.0	I saw Lemonade standing in the dead in Calabasas,
0:17.4	and I'm like, what are y'all doing?
0:18.8	Your parents are rich.
0:20.6	Go home.
0:21.4	Half to.
0:22.0	But the mud was there on the phone and the kids like,
0:24.0	Lemonade shut the fuck up.
0:26.2	Shut the fuck up. Why are you making me pay for it?
0:27.8	You own...
0:28.8	You own Oracle.
0:30.2	Same joke.
0:31.2	But like...
0:33.2	I don't know.
0:34.0	What type of lemonade was it?
0:35.0	Was it nice or like minute-made?
	...

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