Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous, K-Rock. Good morning, welcome to K-Rock, welcome to the Pekwend. And for some, a long prequend indeed. Others are taking off tomorrow. They're like, what the hell? Let's just go ahead and add Thursday. Let's bundle this and turn a three-day Memorial Day weekend, unofficial start of summer, into a nice five-day getaway. So if you're heading out of town right now, good for you. Get the hell out of here. If you're sticking around, it's going to be sweet, I'm sure. And apparently tomorrow, as per usual, is the worst time to travel. But we are here together. Right now, I'm Kay Rock. I'm climb out of Zally. Morning. DJ Omar Khan, the audio sniper right there. Hello. Known by Kevin Ryder as the turncoat trader, DJ Omar Khan. It's true. And we will, in fact, I'm very excited about this, but we were talking with Kevin Ryder yesterday. He was back at K. Rock now in the afternoons, Kevin of Kevin and Bean, 30 years at this radio station. And we invited him to join us for a future Lidey Friday. Because I think a lot of people have a lot of questions for Kevin Ryder about his exit from K-Rock, his return to K-Rock, relationships with people from the show, does he really hate Omar? And he has agreed to join us in the future lie-day Friday right here on K-Rock, where we will put him on the lie detector machine. Tomorrow, however, I think it's our good buddy Brad Williams who will be here. Funny man, little man, Brad Williams. Ali and I are single-handedly responsible for giving him the wife and child that he currently has. Yeah. And he will be in the studio for some lie day Friday. So the small lie detector machine will be coming in here tomorrow for Brad Williams, who will be joining us. I think my favorite thing that I'm looking forward to is for Brad Williams and John Grogan to meet. Yeah, yeah. The lie detector guy and Brad, just to see what Brad thinks of John, you know, Mr. Personality and how that goes. So if you're not already following along watching us on YouTube, you can do that now so you're ready to go for tomorrow's fun lie day, Friday, the return back on K-Rock. This hour on the show, lots to get to Man vs. Machine, commencement speeches. We'll do some of that. The Dank Tank is back to get your ideas and turn them into high profit. But we start with some great news. Vanessa, a few months ago, excuse me, a few weeks ago, shared with us what she believed to be the greatest hero in all of our lives, and that is the load towel.

Tiny towel.

And you continue to call it load towels.

Okay.

Well, you said it, Vanessa.

I'm not a good.

And Vanessa said that when we decided we were going to make a bunch of load towels for the show.

She said, what does it call Vanessa?

Tiny towel.

Stop.

Oh my gosh.

She said that she refused to allow us to make tiny towels.

With her face on them.

And I understand why.

Understood.

Then yesterday, we found out that not only was this company willing to spend $1,000

to make these things.

They even said, sorry, we could only spend $1,000.

No, this company doesn't spend $1,000 on anything.

We haven't had working air conditioning all week.

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