CLIP- Klein's Kids Hate Him

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,
0:03.7	so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:04.3	And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Jay Rock, we are a Klein Alley Show. Oh, this is a stupid idea, and I don't know why I did it, but yesterday I got peer pressured by Jake the nerd to see what would happen if I told my kids that instead of going to camp this summer,
0:41.5	they would be going to summer school because it seems like you guys like it when I get beaten up
0:46.8	on my own children.
0:48.0	Well, we didn't know that it was going to lead to you getting beaten up.
0:51.1	We just knew that it would be uncomfortable, which makes us happy.
0:53.3	This is how it ended.
0:56.2	Got it.
0:59.5	All right.
1:00.1	Now, it starts in a much calmer place.
1:03.8	Sounds like an episode of cops.
1:05.6	It really does.
1:07.2	I mean, we just heard a dog fight five coyotes.
1:09.2	He didn't sound nearly as aggressive as that.
1:28.3	Totally. I could be the real hero here. Move over Duke. It's time for another round of Klein's Kids Hate Him. Here we go. Clines' kids hate him. Oh, shut up. Klein's kids hate him. You're in there. Clines' kids hate him because he's a bad dad. It's not okay.
1:29.3	I'm kissed you blow.
1:30.3	Clines' kids hate him.
1:31.3	That boy.
1:32.3	Clines' kids hate him.
1:34.3	Yeah!
1:35.3	Clines' kids hate him because he's a bad dad.
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