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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

CLIP- The Best Text Klein Ever Got

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Tell you about Klein Alley Show. I received, I think, maybe the greatest text message you could ever receive yesterday from someone that does not text me often. oftentimes as you know when you get a text from someone that you're not in regular you know communication with let's be honest most people you probably have five people you text with on a semi-regular basis yeah and then even then and most of them are like friends that really my wife just talks to so i receive text and i don't even have to respond which is nice and

0:55.1

uh every once in a while you get that random one-off text maybe it's someone's from out of town i happen to be in l.a just wanted to say what's up i did that a few years ago got a message from a guy that i hadn't seen since college who was like you still live in in l. i'm here for a couple days for work want to get a meet and it was great because you don't get those very often and for the most part

0:54.2

I think we all fall into some sort of a routine. Talk to the same people. Every once in a while, a new person enters your life. You break through or re-enters and it breaks it up. Yeah. Brinks it up. This was a text from someone that, as I said, I have less than, I don't know, less than 20 texts with ever. Is it that girl that... Not a girl.

1:27.9

Was that a bachelor's party and then texted you?

1:29.7

No, it was not a girl. I mean, yes, I guess I have received better texts in my life, technically, if when I was single and it was like, hey, are you up? But I got those very rarely. And if someone was texting me, are you up? It meant that a lot of other people did not respond. Or unfortunately not up.

1:25.2

I was definitely not the first

1:26.2

Are You Uptext?

1:27.2

I'd be like very, I'm sure that was sent me. a lot of other people did not respond. I was definitely not the first, are you up text?

1:45.8

I'd be like very, I'm sure that was sent many times.

1:48.3

Good to get to the K section.

1:49.8

Yeah.

1:50.4

So I got this text yesterday and this was maybe the greatest text I think you could ever receive.

1:55.8

I think Omar would agree.

1:58.0

This guy goes, I need to cook a steak

2:01.5

and take a bunch of pictures

2:03.5

for some Father's Day content

2:05.4

that I'm putting together

2:06.4

my grill is not working

2:07.8

is there any chance I can come by

2:09.8

and use your grill

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