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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, we are Klein Alley's show. One of the saddest things you'll have to deal with in your entire life. And we've both dealt with it recently on the air, Ali, most recently with her her cat me last year with my dog of 18 years almost chloe uh is when you have to say goodbye to a pet i know and then when they die you go why i'll never get another pet i don't want to ever have to go through this again and then you get a new one do it again even even something as small as a fish when our when my fish died and veneza had to deliver the news to my kid and this is what that sounded like.

So your beta fish read it. Ready? He died. He is in rainbow heaven with Chloe. So even, it's a sad thing to deal with. And Ace and Ray are in our studio right now. They are the current owners of Bischoff's Pet Preservation, which started originally as something you guys were doing for Hollywood, talking about big exotic animals, has now really blown up where people are doing freeze drying.

I mean, for lack of a better word, I guess that's what you do with their own animal, their own pets, right?

Correct, yeah. And this is happening now a lot. Like more often, I guess that's what you know, with their own animal, their own pets, right? Correct, yeah.

And this is happening now a lot.

Like, more often there's something that the concept of keeping your animal in your living room on display still seems weird, but it's becoming less weird by the day.

Absolutely, yeah.

So it's been kind of a trend.

Well, it's, I guess the last few years it's been kind of a trend well it's it's i guess the last few years it's been uh kind of like

snowballing so it's such a common pet name yeah snowballing another snowball and and when people ask you

is it mainly you know like right next to me i'm sitting next to a taxidermied pet dog. Oh, my God. And it's insane how real it looks. And when people are coming to you, is it mainly the whole animal that they want to get taxidermied? Or because you also have a heart and people want certain body parts done? Where's the heart? Hold on. We're on YouTube right now as well. Can you hold that up? Yeah. Oh, man. Dude, this is insane. I thought that was one of Allie's cavities from yesterday. This is actually my snack. Oh, I better to keep that right from Allie. We get hungry this late in the show. Look at it. That's the heart of a what, a dog? No, that's a cat heart. Cats have hearts? I didn't even know. Look at that. Unbelievable.

Look at that thing.

So some people will say, I want that preserved. So that's a different way to celebrate the life of my animal. Exactly. Now, listen, I'm one of these guys, and I know even Vanessa, when she was coming in here, helping you guys move some of these animals. She goes, I can't touch them. The whole thing's too weird. If you pet this dog, it's like you're petting a dog.

That's the part that's crazy right now.

I'm looking at a dog. This was someone's animal. This was someone's pet, right? Yeah, that was someone's pet. Can I pick it up? I guess I'm not going to hurt it. This is so sad. And there's something about it that is beautiful in some ways and also incredibly freaky. Nowake the nerd on our show he he works in that office about there he's got six dead things in there with him right now

jake what are some of your dead things because we're going to let you try to impress these guys and

these are pros i got a vile tentacles i got a beetle i got a seahorse and a vial, I got an alligator head, and I got a frog holding a baseball bat with a baseball on it. Are you guys impressed by that stuff, or is that like amateur taxidermy? I mean, not bad. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. Wait until you see it. He's going to come in here in a second and show you guys. But what would the process be? So I'm a guy.

I had a little dog, love this thing.

He's the greatest dog in my entire life. We had a tough decision to make at the end, and they give you the terrible options. You want to cremate it with the other animals. You want to give it its own cremation. You want to just put in a shoebox in the backyard like I did with my family dog growing up.

Or new option, they go to you and they say, what would it cost to, is it formaldehyde? Is it freeze dry? What do you do? It's to preserve. So what we do is we freeze dry the pet. But when they originally come to us, what we do is first we've got to figure out what they want because not everybody wants a full preservation so some

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