Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's Show. Hey, Rog, we are Klein Alley's show. If you love dogs, and let's be honest, who doesn't love dogs? Someone said once, you can't trust someone who doesn't love dogs.

If you're one of those people, maybe you're a cat person like Ali, well, there's a society will judge, and that's okay. Ali's about to be a multiple cat person again, and society will judge her even harsher. But more and more people, especially dog owners, are turning to AI technology to help them train their dog, raise their dog,

and because people want to communicate with their dogs,

they're using AI to potentially hear what their dogs are actually thinking or saying, what the barks mean. I don't want to learn more because I'm really enjoying those videos where, like, the golden retriever presses on that little pad, it's like treat right treat and it's always treat

it's always treat her outside they're very simple and that's why i think we like them because in many

ways and my wife reminds me this all the time she's like you are just like jerry all you really

want to ever do is home spider man eat and hump eat and hump is everything you're very simple

and sleep eat hump and sleep is everything. They're very simple.

And sleep.

Eat hump and sleep is everything. And they're very innocent. I mean, cats will not only kill something, but kill it slowly and kill it for pleasure. Not even to. And for you. Yeah. And to present it to you. So they're kind of sick, which is something I like. As is always the case, we want to see if humans stand the chance against AI technology, our future overlords the robots.

It's time for a brand new round of man versus machine.

Each of us will take a shot as a human to try to answer these questions, the exact same questions we pose to the AI,

multi-billion points of data technology and figure out if our human answers are as good or potentially,

hopefully, better than the robot answers. The first one is just a practice one. This was not going to go to

anyone, but we said, what is the best way to avoid picking up dog poop? If you have a dog, one of the annoying things about having a dog is you've got to deal with the dog poop. No one likes it. So maybe technology has a better solution for us than what us humans thought of, which is either that giant pooper-scooper or those stupid little roly bags. Or just don't. Which is what a lot of people end up doing.

Or as if you've watched the next door neighborhood app, they just leave it where it is. Oh yeah. There was a couple piles on my lawn. I'm like, really? Sorry about that. We're still doing that. I've done the fake pick up before. The fake pickup is a good move where you bend down. I look like you're putting in the effort, but you don't really pick it up.

And why don't you pick it up? Because you don't have a bag?

No, I pick, right. When I have a bag bag i always pick up now when i my old dog as you know she was little her poops were very small almost unnoticeable they were like ghosts almost it just looked like fertilizer yeah i just left it right there i think the it was good for the yard this stuff now i got to go with But some people, you know, especially dogs with those massive dog poops, you've got to pick up. Anyway, this is what the technology said. While there's no truly responsible way to completely avoid dealing with dog poop if you own a dog, here are some ways to make the process easier or shift how it's handled. Train your dog to relieve themselves in a specific area of your yard. That way cleanup is limited to one place. Interesting. I wouldn't have thought of that. Train them in one spot like side of the house. You would have thought of that. What? Isn't that like a basic? No. Go everywhere. No. What are you doing? You haven't cre there today, go. I think that if you have one, some people have that little, like a little patch of grass thing and they can train. That's what I have. And your dog's trained to go on just that thing? It took about two years, but now it's, that's what happened. Oh my. It took a long time. Oh my. Unbelievable. Good for you. The Lord eventually.

But don't dogs get their own spots that they like? Sometimes. Yeah. Mine moves. He walks and he's a walking pooper. Sometimes he starts one part. Oh, man, that's the worst. The worst. When I was a dog walker, though, it was like. The worst. Or they would do that thing where they go and then they're walking as they go and then there's like a hair.

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