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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

7am- Man v Machine, Clickbait and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This is the world famous Kay Rock. All right, let's give you some better plans for tonight. Shall we? Want to go see Jack White's, all that show, Palladium? Give us a call. 800, 52067, 5 pairs of tickets to give you throughout the show. Lots of ways to win them. Just keep on listening and call now, call her 20. Once again, the number is 800, 5201067. Nice to meet you. My name's Klein. That is Ali.

0:54.8

Hello. You got DJ Omar Khan there. Jake Z nerd. And in the back room, taking your calls as we speak. Vanasa and Postmaster Johnny. Lots to get to this hour on the show, including man versus machine. Back at it again. Apparently people are using AI to communicate with their dogs.

1:12.6

We've always wondered what our dogs are thinking, what they're saying, what the barks mean,

1:16.6

and there's all sorts of technology out there now. Many apps that have been released over the last few weeks

1:21.6

that are supposedly the only official dog translators on the market.

1:25.6

It's amazing to me how obsessed people are with learning what their dog is saying. Yeah. Why wouldn't you? This is like a roommate, a friend, family member. Well, we're obsessed with humanizing dogs. Like, let me turn my dog into a human. Please, AI, show me what my dog would look like as a human. I want it to be a person so that I can feel like

1:44.9

that is the real connection that matters. Well, like you pointed out last week, people, I think it

1:49.5

was a crazy number, but 60% of humans said that they would give up years off their life

1:54.2

to add years to their dog's life. And that's the value we put on our dogs. So of course we want

1:58.7

to know what our dogs are thinking. Now, we're hoping, based on the reality, we would, we would like to believe that they love us and they want to hang with us. And we don't want to think they're just waiting for us to leave the room so they can eat our underwear. Well, and I think dogs, it seems like they're saying a lot with their eyes and with their different, you know, tailwags and barks and sounds.

2:18.5

It's just funny to me that every article I say about dogs is let's learn what my dog is saying. And every article about cats is, does my cat hate me? Here are the signs. Yeah. And the answer is always yes for that one. Because we don't care what our cats are saying. We just want to know if they hate us or not. We'll get into some man versus machine coming up later this hour and figure out if we stand the chance against technology as it pertains to taking care of our own dogs.

2:20.6

But right now we say hello to Susie and San Pedro. Caller 20 on Krock. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, guys. Sweet tips. Sweet gibbs to you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for starting your day with us. And more importantly, thank you for enjoying some Jack White tonight at the Palladium show.

2:52.4

Hold on, all right?

2:53.6

Yay, thank you. Thank you. See that? Winning can happen to anyone. You probably woke up this morning. You thought it was going to be just another boring day with a bad cell phone, right? Ha! Winning can have a minute. You probably woke up this morning, She's still there?

2:52.4

Oh, yeah, I'm still here. She's still there?

3:10.4

Oh, yeah, I'm still here.

3:11.6

I'm still here, sorry.

3:13.2

Glad you're hearing us.

3:14.7

I actually just spoke up like 15 minutes ago.

3:17.5

Don't worry, we can't tell.

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