CLIP- Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 23 May 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. You're a Klein Alley Show on a Friday morning. If you've never joined us for Johnny doesn't know, it's a great opportunity to learn about the future of the world. and Johnny is uh when he's not you know sneaking stuff in the movie theaters new video up by the way johnny good job's doing well oh thank you very impressive he uh he doesn't like to go out a lot but he doesn't like to drink a lot and i think that's part of this new generation that just doesn't drink so much drinking was a huge part of my 20s but it's also an expensive part of our of our 20s. It didn't used to be so expensive because it felt like there was cheaper ways to get drunk even if that meant taking a tampon full of vodka. Oh yeah. Well, I used to buy bottom shelf taka vodka and then mix it with Carla Rossi wine. Yeah. And that was really disgusting and made me throw up a lot, but it got me pretty wasted. |
| 1:11.4 | But the Borgs, I mean, this is the generation that invented the Borgs, and the Borgs was a great place to get drunk and walk around with your own jug of booze. But for some reason, there's Johnny claims. He and his friends, getting drunk is not a part of their every Saturday night. And I couldn't think of any weekend in my 20s that didn't involve going out |
| 1:27.6 | and getting absolutely hammered |
| 1:29.7 | either Saturday, Sunday, or both days. And it was, let me get as wasted as I possibly can. Right, until you either throw up on yourself or you pass out in someone's bathtub. Yeah, like, it's weird. Like, if any of us in my house were to go out and buy alcohol and put in the fridge, we'd be like the hell you have a beer for |
| 1:25.3 | like what's wrong with you? |
| 1:26.7 | Really? |
| 1:27.4 | Now the question |
| 1:27.9 | That's not cool man |
| 1:29.0 | Why are you getting here? |
| 1:29.9 | That the question is huge alcohol and put in the fridge, we'd be like, the hell you have a beer for? Like, what's wrong with you? Like, why? I'm dead ass. |
| 1:45.9 | That's not cool, man. Why are you getting here? |
| 1:48.0 | You just hang out with a bunch of losers, |
| 1:49.9 | or is that the new generation? |
| 1:51.7 | No, we're actually, no, like, |
| 1:53.8 | literally none of my friends, nobody goes |
| 1:55.9 | out of the way to go drink or buy alcohol. |
| 1:57.5 | When you see Jake, who's always drinking his beer, he brings his beers in for the podcast days. Jake's got problems. Right. Jake's got problems. Yeah, but I also see, I remember it was like New Year's Eve or something. I saw a group of guys walking down the street. They had just left the liquor store and they were doing that traditional, like carrying a pack of beer. And it was athletic brewing company, that non-alcoholic beer. I was like, whoa, |
| 2:17.6 | they all went out. They were like, let's go get some beers. They must be made a mistake. I'm like walking with non-alcoholic beer. Yeah, I think, the fastest growing brand I think in the world right now is the non-alcoholic beer. I guess you could argue fastest growing because you've got to grow from nothing. But I remember if you were ever out of place and someone was sipping in O'Dools, you're like, all right, well, I'm going to avoid that loser today. |
| 2:16.9 | But people got problems. |
| 2:18.0 | I get it. |
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