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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

No time to waste a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show overtime can officially begin.

If you're keeping track, this is episode number... Fuckety fuck. Who cares? Oh, shit. We're here together, hanging out, doing some bonus stuff, because apparently this place just keeps on taken. Taken, taken, taken. And people like it when we say dick and shit. Yeah. I just got the email letting me know that I had to add like double the ads in our podcast now.

What? Why? Are we doing well? That can't be.

It's a better experience for the listeners that way. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah, but to be fair, I mean, I'm sure the advertisers wouldn't like us to say this, but you skip anyway.

You just have to hit 30 seconds twice.

I'd actually stop listening to certain podcasts because the ads are too long and they're too loud. Oh, yeah. When the volume changes dramatically, that can be true. Yeah, I used to listen to a podcast I fall asleep too and now it's like, there's just too many ads and I got to wake up to fast forward. Hey, the good news is Jake, you don't sound old saying. These ads are too loud.

They fucking do that. Some of them are so fucking loud. Way louder than the TV or the podcast. They're like, hello, welcome, welcome. Listen, we appreciate. Don't tell me you don't know about that. Let me just take a moment and say we greatly appreciate all of the wonderful sponsors that actually have put some real money behind this. I only appreciate lasara.com.

We all have our, we appreciate, we should appreciate to be honest, the San Bernardino International Airport. They are real ones and also that, that, that, that, I feel like they don't count in that because they're chill. Yeah, they're cool. They're the cool ones. Everyone else can suck a bag of dicks. We're going to start spots in our content that's right i'm just gonna open up this fiji water oh yeah that we wish god we wish fiji we don't get high-end you know waters i could see us getting

like a low-end tap water maybe like the i would love to support low-end tap water. If only they have money.

San Bernardino Municipal Tapwater. Thank you for all you do. It's delicious. On the episode today,

we got lots to talk about that we couldn't possibly do on the actual radio show because either

it's inappropriate or it would involve us rambling for far too long. Yeah. And this is the podcast where we ramble. What do you want to talk about? Well, the drama in the building is interesting. Witch drama? There's lots. I'm oblivious. You're in the center of it all, Jake. I am? Yeah. Oh, shit. Everyone hates you now Because you're skinny Oh Cool

Everyone's all pissed off at you Like they want you to do Everyone loves to like root on a fat person And be like you can do it But then as soon as they get skinny You're like fucking cunt Well now they're rooting for you Fuck you and Rebel Wilson Yeah yeah The two of you really ruined it for the rest of us It's really that Jake's flaunting it now because he's wearing crop tops around the office.

Also, if you notice his jeans shorts are getting shorter now.

Oh, yeah,

Daisy Duke. He used to look like Kevin Smith and jean shorts or like those big baggy ones, you know, and now he looks more like... Every Carl's Jr. commercial. Yeah, he looks like his hot car wash or something. I mean, I know you used to check me out before, but now, come on. It's getting very

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