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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.2 | Hey, rock, Klein Alley Show. If the theme of this show is that you laugh at our expense, well, then I think you're going to enjoy what we have in store for you right now. |
| 0:38.5 | It is an entire roast about this show that was written and will be performed by robots. |
| 0:44.8 | It's a robo roast. |
| 0:46.3 | In addition to the crap that we say on a daily basis here on the live show, some of us have tried our hand at stand-up comedy and usually that is |
| 0:55.5 | mockable and laughable as well we've gone through vanessa's stand-up jake stand-up |
| 1:00.3 | venezsa stand-up was the best because we forced her to do it and we wrote all the jokes and even |
| 1:04.5 | though she technically bombed no she didn't bomb at. And the person who, the scout or whatever, |
| 1:11.2 | the guy who worked at the comedy club, talked to her one-on-one and said, she's got some real potential. She just has to take some classes. Was that at the laugh factory? Where did you do that, Vanessa? What? Flappers. Flappers. Oh. What? I thought she had laugh factory potential. Here, want to hear one of her jokes? |
| 1:08.3 | Sure, I'd love to. |
| 1:09.2 | Here we go. |
| 1:10.0 | I just learned from Columbia and my arms are really tired. You want to know why? Because I just carried a bunch of cocaine. Say ya. What was the follow up to that? It's crushed it. It's the delivery when you do this. |
| 1:45.1 | See ya. |
| 1:45.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.4 | She was like, you know, playing with her suspenders at that point. |
| 1:48.7 | It was good. |
| 1:51.5 | That Molly mom is not going to like this cocaine material she was doing. |
| 1:55.4 | So this basically all we said to chat GPT was, why don't you go ahead and write an entire roast about Klein |
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