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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

CLIP- Ally Knows the News

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. I'm an idiot. Sorry, I didn't unlock the phone share at K-Rock. That's on me. If you were calling it, it was busy, that's my fault. 800 52010. If you'd like to call now and battle alley for 100 bucks of her money, it's easy and it's extra special when you win on a Thursday because on a 50 Thursday, El Chippo likes to celebrate how cheap she can truly be. And to lose $100 right out at the gate, first thing in the morning, puts her in a foul mood. And that's when she starts calling us all a bunch of a-holes.

0:55.3

As you know, that happens.

0:56.2

I think that was on a Thursday.

0:57.4

I would never say that about you.

0:59.1

I think we have the proof of it.

1:00.3

You've said that to us.

1:04.6

You got really angry at us for something and you called us a bunch of a-holes and we thought we were all friends here.

1:04.8

Right.

1:06.0

And then you got angry. You thought we were all friends here?

1:07.5

Yeah. That's on you, man. Well, I know that's my fault. I guess I don't have, I don't make up

1:11.8

AI friends. Sorry, I should look into that more. Anyway, spoiler, real friends are boring. So, Allie got angry. And that all started on a Thursday, and I believe it was a thrifty Thursday when she lost her $100 right out of the gate with five questions about the news. There's a lot of theme songs here that should put you in the right frame of mind for your battle today she's a disgusting

1:11.7

cat lady and her stuff is covered in about the news. There's a lot of theme songs here that should put you in the right frame of mind for your battle today.

1:28.5

She's a disgusting cat lady, and her stuff is covered in poo.

1:32.3

Let's find out if Fally knows the news.

1:35.5

Wash your hands and floss your teeth, you disgusting beast.

1:38.2

Okay, well, that is so aggressive.

1:40.1

I don't think I've been called an actual beast before.

1:42.9

That's a first.

1:43.8

It's a new day.

1:44.5

Yeah, Beast mode. Beast mode. Alice and Mrs. Beast. Move over Mr. Beast. We've got Mrs. Beast right here on the Klein. Oh, man. I just do really expensive challenges. They're all gross. Let's just discuss. Let's see how long I can go without flossing. Five years. Incredible. Then there's this theme song.

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