Click Here For The Shortest IQ Test In The World!

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🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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How smart are you really? We've got the shortest IQ test in the world, and it will tell you if you're in the top percentile of intelligent people in the world! Click here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I you guys want to try the world's shortest IQ test, and by the time I am done giving
0:08.7	it to you, if you agree, you will know if you are smarter than 80% of the population.
0:15.6	No, I want to know, I would like to live an ignorant bliss, actually, an ignorant
0:21.8	stupid bliss.
0:22.8	Would you all, would you all consider yourself smart people?
0:25.8	What you're still out for me.
0:28.5	What you're definition is smart.
0:30.1	Well, I think if you have to ask them, the answer is probably I'm not.
0:36.4	I think I'm smart.
0:38.2	Do I think I'm super intelligent now?
0:40.0	I'm not book smart.
0:41.2	Mm-hmm.
0:42.2	I'm so in the middle.
0:43.2	I'm still figuring it out every day.
0:45.9	I think I've worked hard to compensate, but like deep down I'm pretty stupid.
0:50.9	I say that, I say that, I'm better, say that all day.
0:58.0	Passy, I can see in your eyes you know you're smart.
1:00.2	I left my microphone off for a reason.
1:03.3	You can't hide that look.
1:04.3	I do think I'm smart and I think I'm very intelligent, but I also don't think I am the smartest
1:09.6	and I struggle a lot with like certain subjects, so I'm in the middle.
1:13.4	I know my limitations, so I have a rule.
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