Clerks 666 | SCP-2854

The SCP Experience

Dr. NoSleep Studios

Fiction, Science Fiction

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🗓️ 25 November 2022

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Check out my brand new UFO podcast here: THEY'RE OUT THERE SCP Foundation EUCLID class object, SCP-2854: Clerks 666 This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2854, and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Matt Doggett Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/MatthewDoggettAuthor/ Website/Newsletter sign up: matthewdoggettauthor.com New Book Releases: https://www.amazon.com/Matthew-G-Doggett/e/B08FD5378Z DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Being a marketer is no sweat.
0:02.1	You just have to manage dozens of channels, launch hundreds of campaigns, score thousands of leads and...
0:06.0	Okay, fine.
0:06.8	It's a lot of sweat.
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0:12.4	Get started at HubSpot.com slash marketers.
0:15.2	Thoughtful driving tips from ESO.
0:17.3	Number three.
0:18.7	This is Kieran.
0:20.0	He's doing 70 on the motorway. On his way to a cheeky spa appointment, though his diaries as he's visiting a client. Nauty Kieran. Lowering his speed to 60 could save him up to 9% in fuel on the journey. Enjoy that hot stone massage, Kieran. Slowing down a little.
0:38.3	Don't resist, man. It's no use.
0:41.3	My words fall on the new guy's deaf ears.
0:44.3	He's not really deaf, though.
0:46.3	But he does seem kind of dumb.
0:49.3	I stand inside the store's automatic doors.
0:52.3	Watching as a foundation security guard struggles to shove new guy into the store's automatic doors, watching as a foundation security guard struggles
0:55.3	to shove new guy into the store.
0:58.1	Get the hell in there, or I'll crack your skull.
1:01.4	The guard, a guy named Boyers, says.
1:05.0	What's that they used to say in Star Trek?
1:07.1	I say to new guy.
1:09.2	Resistance is futile. Finally, a second security guard comes over, and the two of them shoved new guy inside,
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