Clayton’s Season: Ep 1: The Most Basic White Man Formula

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4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Well the premiere episode was the floppiest, most basic, HISTORIC (three women voluntarily GONE) we've ever seen. If you're not watching this season, no worries. We got you and we're gonna have a fantastic time doing it.

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0:00.0	One day, you'll realize it's time to switch things up.
0:03.6	Oh, look at that queue.
0:05.6	Axe card member entrance instead.
0:08.3	Yes, please.
0:09.7	American Express.
0:10.9	Don't live life without it.
0:13.4	Example product preferred rewards goal credit card representative APR 74.2%
0:17.4	variable at subject to status 18 plus decency supply.
0:30.0	There recording recording everybody. Hello. Hello, what up? What up? What up? Welcome to two black girls.
0:43.9	One rose or two black ass girls and fade the white head.
0:49.7	Oh, say that W girl.
0:54.5	So on pollinators.
0:56.4	Thank you.
0:59.8	I'm Natasha and I'm just being.
1:03.6	And I'm down to two final nicknames for Clayin and I want to help me decide.
1:08.1	Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Tell me.
1:12.5	So shout out to you for posting the poll.
1:14.9	I know. I'm just going through it earlier. I was like, okay, and call this boy because I cannot
1:19.0	call him Clayin all the time. So I came to two. So shout out to base bowl gal.
1:25.5	I think her name is on Instagram. She says I can just call him Clay in the second.
1:30.4	Oh, my God. That is hilarious.
1:32.8	Zazz on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, too.
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