Summary
Clavicular. The James Joyce of incel forums. The icarus of looksmaxxing. The Truman Burbank of Kick. The sleep paralysis bouncer of every fifteen year old’s dreams. The sex symbol of 2026? Welcome back to another season of sex on the internet, where Hannah and Maia issue a formal apology for being the nth cultural critics to try a definitive take on the least compelling man of the hour. Clavicular became a media darling after singing Kanye’s “Heil H*tler” at the club, intentionally hitting a man with his cybertruck, yelling the n word into restaurants, and doing the rounds at NYFF. But what he really wants to be known for are his extreme beauty practices, so gender affirming in nature he may have closed the circle on misogyny - the walking answer to: “fellas, is it gay to f*ck a woman?” As Clavicular ascends into his desired state as a hard bodied Chad but nihilistically neuters himself in the process, has he finally realized RS Benedict’s thesis: everyone is beautiful, and no one is horny? Tangents include: Lindy West and the polycule from hell, and SNL as the Vegas residency of comedy.
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| 0:00.0 | We're back, baby. And we're coming in with a whole new energy and that energy being, |
| 0:05.2 | Maia might be sick. Do you guys have this meningitis scare going on over there? Or is that just here? |
| 0:11.2 | I literally haven't thought about meningoccal meningitis since grade seven when I had to get that. |
| 0:16.4 | Remember we got like the Hep B shots and then we got the men C shots and the men's C ones were |
| 0:20.3 | like known to be the more painful of the two? Yes. And they'd always advertise it on the radio and the lady would be like meningoccal meningitis. I should really pronounce cock. Yes. Anyways, no, there isn't a meningitis scare happening here that I know of, but I'm pretty out of the loop. Oh, Well, I mean, it's a good thing that we got those. Wait, how do you say it? |
| 0:38.3 | Manage a call, Coleman. here that I know of, but I'm pretty out of the loop. Oh, well, I mean, it's a good thing that we got those men. Wait, how do you say it? Menagoccal meningitis. Well, thank God we've gotten those |
| 0:45.2 | shots because there is a meningitis thing going on over here. I like that you asked me how to say it and |
| 0:51.2 | then didn't proceed to repeat it. Like, you were like, I'm not doing all that. Look, you did it. We heard it, guys. You know what it's called. Do you really need me to repeat it? I'm going to get Hannah to say cock on this podcast once. Calk. Oh. And that's it. Never again. I'm sorry to Hannah's parents who do listen to this podcast occasionally. |
| 1:11.4 | No, they know when to not. Cool. Oh yeah. I have something to tell you about. Have you been keeping up with this Lindy West stuff? |
| 1:22.8 | No. All right. So basically, you know who Lindy West is. Yes, I do, yes. I watched the first season of Shrill. |
| 1:44.1 | Oh, really? Was it good? I haven't seen it. Honestly, I don't remember. I think I watched it during this era in my life where I had a very different barometer for quality. So I have no idea if it's good or not. I think I liked it at the time. Whoa. Yeah, no, I've gone through similar eras. |
| 1:46.7 | Eddie Bryant's so cute. Her career is so random. |
| 1:47.3 | I love. |
| 1:44.2 | That era of S. or not. I think I liked it at the time. Whoa. Yeah, no, I've, I've gone through similar eras. |
| 2:03.8 | Eddie Bryant's so cute. Her career is so random. I love. That era of S&L people, I feel like their careers are very random post-S&L. But I do think that there was, like, Harrah Cecily Strong, those are some like heavy hitters, Vanessa Bayer. Like, but like what's up with them? Like, where did their careers go? I want to know what they're doing. I feel like a lot of that era are just in like bad movies after |
| 2:05.0 | S&L. All of their television shows got canceled. Unfortunately, they did not have a 30 Rock moment. |
| 2:11.6 | I have a theory that S&L is the Vegas residency for comedians. Like, it's where your career kind of |
| 2:16.3 | goes to stagnate and potentially die. |
| 2:18.9 | But it's what makes most of their careers. Like, they're not famous before it. But it depends. It depends. Because some of them are, like, big in, like, the stand-up scene before they get in there. You know what I mean? Like, I think, I just think a lot of their careers don't actually take off and they end up kind of like rotting on SNL for years and years. |
| 2:33.3 | I don't know. |
| 2:33.9 | I find it. |
| 2:34.3 | I don't know. |
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