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Ratchet & Respectable

Demetria L. Lucas & Studio71

Society & Culture, Demetria Lucas, Pop Culture, Ratchet And Respectable, Black Girl Magic, Travel, The Rest Revolution, Entertainment News, News, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

The Breakfast Club crashes out (not The Loren tho); Jonathan Majors embarks on a bizarre press tour (including Sherri's tears) and his comeback film bombs at the box office; the absolute disaster of high-ranking government officials adding The Atlantic EIC to Signal; Demi chats with Dr. Raquel Martin about burning the cape, the threat of Black joy; and non-melanated people FA and FO

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0:00.0	You're surrounded by jumping dashhounds, paused in mid-air.
0:04.7	Handfuls of treats scatter like galaxies of bone-shaped stars.
0:09.7	Half-chewed tennis balls hang like planets.
0:12.8	Frozen in time.
0:14.5	All the while, you're thinking,
0:16.1	how do Baxter's balance the gentle heat and subtle sweetness of their spicy parsnip soup?
0:22.5	Why? Because when your Baxter soup is hot, even puppy training stops for lunch.
0:28.7	Sorry, little Frank.
0:30.1	Imagine owning a piece of some of the world's most successful brands.
0:34.3	Get the IG Invest app and you can invest in companies like Apple, Google, Tesla and many more.
0:40.6	IG Invest makes it easy for new investors.
0:43.5	Download IG Invest Today at the app store or on Google Play.
0:47.2	Capital at Risk.
0:52.8	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and those who don't identify as either.
0:59.0	What is going on?
1:01.6	You are listening to Ratchet and Respectable.
1:07.0	We're going to dive right in.
1:09.1	Each of the topics that we have to cover today could be its own
1:12.9	entire 50-minute episode. There's so much happening all at once. Unfortunately, I don't have
1:20.0	the bandwidth to do separate episodes for all of these topics. So we're going to have to touch
1:24.1	on the highlights and then move on to the next thing. And hopefully I can do a thorough, comprehensive breakdown of multiple complete shit shows and get in our good black news.
1:37.3	Unfortunately, we can't start with the good news right now because shit show.
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