Another one is the Joneses at 27 now. New porcelain paving. Looks like Taralis Nordic. Everyone's going Nordic these days. Is the same fella doing it again? Ooh, dark bath. He's using Darkbath. Seek a jointing compound. Betty's got a trade account at you, son. Terralis porcelain paving from £22 per square metre and seek a fast-fits jointing compound at 2999 each.

Plus, get 10% off if you buy two tubs.

All trade prices XVAT at 20%.

So now you can keep up with the Joneses.

And the Evanses. You've entered the Paracast with your host, Jean Steinberg and David Bienn.

Personal stories, Jean's personal story, I did the show all by myself last week, and I missed David, really did.

Aw, that's very sweet.

I know. You're not going to get that kind of compliment again, so just suck it up, my friend.

Well, hopefully there'll be no contextual need for that kind of comment.

Well, you know what?

Part of it is the fact that we kind of live our lives in public.

Sort of.

Sort of.

I mean, we do have private lives, but a lot of what we do because I write the tech-night-nail.com.

I have the tech show.

We have this show together.

I'm in touch with a lot of people. A lot of the things I do and say become public fodder for the public. Yeah, I guess that's true, right?

And of course, the message boards are points of view are expressed there. And we have people who follow what we do. So they're concerned when things happen that are not good, and they say nice things

like happy birthday messages when I reach a certain age.

Mm-hmm.

But speaking of personal stuff, you were away for a full week.

Well, yeah, it was more like a week and a half.

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