Class of 99: Mystery Men

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Suit up, Junkions! This week, Brian and Cargill prove their all-star status by tangling with Mystery Men.

Was this actually a good movie? The guys discus the insane cast, the meta humor, and the unexpectedly sweet moments.

Also discussed are Mr. Furious’ Twitter account, getting touched by Jim Neighbors, and why the prequels desperately needed more Werner Herzog.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Dick Miller.
0:20.8	You're listening to Junk Food Cinema, who were these guys?
0:42.4	Hey now, you're a junkie.
0:43.6	Put the show on.
0:45.0	Throw, glaves.
0:47.4	Hey now, you're a rock star.
0:51.0	Listen to better things than junk food cinema.
0:53.7	Brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com. Dot com.com.
0:56.7	Dot all the smashmouth.
1:00.4	Not just all the smash mouth.
1:02.2	More like one smash mouth stretched out
1:04.5	over a whole movie.
1:05.6	I mean, how much smash mouth is not too much smash mouth?
1:08.3	First of all, it's 1999, so everybody was into Smashel.
1:12.7	I don't care who the fuck you are.
1:14.3	If you say you weren't into Smashmouth, you were fucking lying.
1:16.9	Hey, Fushu Meng.
1:18.0	Dude, everybody owned Fushu Meng, which by the way was a really great fucking punk album
1:23.3	with one weirdo song that became a hit and made them famous.
1:29.5	And then they went, oh shit, that's what people want and started doing what everyone now knows as uh you know as smash mouth but they really like
1:38.0	you know that first album has a song called beer goggles was just a punk song about getting drunk
1:42.7	and fucking an ugly girl like that is literally what they used to be.
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