Clark Jones has never seen Stranger Things
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Starbeams out of it. |
| 0:02.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
| 0:08.0 | this is never seen it. |
| 0:12.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:20.0 | Hey everybody, Kyle here. Today's episode is so fun. I'm excited you get to listen to it. I have a very funny comedian, good friend of mine, Clark Jones, on the podcast. Clark has never seen Stranger Things. So he rewrites Stranger Things and we read his script. We're joined by the very funny Michael Joyce as well. It's a good time. We play some before and afters. We got Kyle's dad game as well. We do the next run of the shame bracket. And if you want to check out a bonus before and afters, we play a little bit more because they were frustrated and into it. And we got character cardhead game. We got a little bit more content on Stitcher Premium. Go to Stitcher Premium. Enter code Starburns and get 30 days free. You can check that out on there as well as the whole backlog of all of our archived episodes. Clark Jones has never seen Stranger Things. Great episode. So fun. I'm excited for you guys. Let's do it. Check it out. I sent out, cut my life into pieces so I can better eat my life. |
| 1:11.6 | And I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever thought in my entire life. |
| 1:14.6 | Actually, I saw that tweet. |
| 1:15.6 | This is my radio voice. |
| 1:17.6 | I saw that and I believed it was going to do numbers, right? |
| 1:21.6 | So at the beginning, I'm listening and I'm like, I'm ready to retweet this. |
| 1:25.6 | And what ended up happening is I got distracted. |
| 1:28.4 | Now, I want you to talk about. |
| 1:31.5 | I want that to be the first words of the podcast. |
| 1:34.5 | Let's make sure we start right before the tweet or six minutes. |
| 1:38.6 | This has never seen it, everybody. |
| 1:40.2 | It's the podcast where I have comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before. Today, joining us having never seen Stranger Things is Clark Jones. Hello, everyone. Thank you for being here, Clark. Thank you so much for having me. I like the radio voice. Yeah, this is something that I've been working on. I do voice work, but I was talked out of it by all the black comedians in Chicago. You're like, what are you being created? |
| 2:02.6 | It's the same as my normal voice? |
| 2:04.6 | No, no, this is, I was also talked out of doing voice work by all the black comedians in Chicago. |
| 2:08.6 | It was one email. |
| 2:10.6 | They BCC me on one email. |
| 2:13.6 | Don't wonder I didn't see your name. |
| 2:17.8 | Okay. |
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