Clarence Thomas Delivers An Incomprehensibly Stupid Speech
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🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
VR31 - Is Justice Clarence Thomas the single most interesting person in American public life right now? Matt is here to argue that case upon the dismal milestone of Thomas officially becoming the second longest-serving justice in US Supreme Court history. After a brief homage to Anita Hill’s tenacity at Thomas’s 1991 Senate confirmation hearing, we try to better understand the mind of this unusual man who has done uniquely massive amounts of damage to our legal system and our rights through a review of a speech he recently delivered at the University of Texas at Austin’s Civitas Institute. Why did a former supporter of Malcolm X and the Black Panthers get fully behind the Reagan agenda, and why does he now believe that there is nothing wrong with Black Americans that harsher policing, the end of affirmative action, and lowering taxes on billionaires can’t fix? Does he know that the intended audience of libertarian conservative Black nationalists he is trying to speak to is approximately the same size as the dedicated core of lefty capital-P Progressive devotees of Woodrow Wilson he is telling them to fear? Also, perhaps less importantly--where, exactly, is “Skanksville”?
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“Remarks on the 250th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence,” Clarence Thomas (full text of address given April 20, 2026)(full video here)
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The Enigma of Clarence Thomas, Corey Robin (2019)
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments. |
| 0:11.5 | This is FAPID response number 31. |
| 0:14.4 | I'm Thomas Smith. |
| 0:15.3 | That over there is real life attorney Matt Cameron. |
| 0:17.7 | How are you doing, Matt? |
| 0:18.7 | Hold up, guys. |
| 0:19.3 | All right. |
| 0:19.6 | Hold on. |
| 0:21.6 | Who am I? |
| 0:28.6 | 93% of all communication is nonverbal. I got the bull glasses, everybody. |
| 0:34.2 | Oh my God. Bull. Ball is in the building. They're not that good. I don't think they work on me. |
| 0:38.1 | I don't know. Is it Halloween? What's happening? I just had to try new glasses. |
| 0:38.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:39.8 | They're very reflective. |
| 0:40.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.8 | I think they're too big. |
| 0:54.4 | Well, folks who are watching on YouTube, chime in in the comments below. I'm not boldly to laugh. I don't know. Now, that's actually, that was a fake out because these are actually my new glasses, my slightly less bullish glasses. |
| 0:55.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:56.5 | Those are less bullish. |
| 0:57.4 | I think these are all right. |
| 0:54.4 | They'll do. There was a fake out because these are actually my new glasses, my slightly less bullish glasses. |
| 0:55.1 | There we go. |
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