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Claire Parker: Celebrity Memoirs & Conspiracy Theories

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The tea in hell is piping hot because Claire Parker has read a bunch of celebrity memoirs so you don't have to. We discuss the controversies and conspiracy theories around Will smith, Tommy Lee, Lynn Spears, Emily Ratakowski, Katie Couric, Olivia Munn, Travis Barker, Jessica Simpson, and Hillsong Church.

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0:00.0

3Lit Words is back for another season exclusively on Amazon Music.

0:06.8

We asked people to bring in 3 words of meaning and significance to their lives.

0:11.8

And we used that as a springboard for conversation.

0:14.3

And then at the end of the show, we asked them for a word that they'd be happy never to hear again.

0:19.3

So that 3Lit Words, we made John Bishop and Tony Pitts listen to it every Friday exclusively on Amazon Music.

0:29.3

Welcome to Burn in the Earth Heaven.

0:45.6

What is up guys? I never do housekeeping. So I'm going to do housekeeping for the first time.

0:50.2

And I just need for the podcast now for my actual house because that will always be messy.

0:54.0

I am on YouTube now. I'm on YouTube.

0:57.3

I also have a new logo. She's in a new era.

1:00.4

I asked all these people on Instagram which logo they wanted the most.

1:04.1

But you know when you know which one you like and then the one I liked was running last.

1:08.2

That's American Idol style.

1:09.8

But you're just like feel free to vote.

1:11.6

But we already have the contract signed.

1:13.6

We're going to win.

1:14.5

Like be a colon but it doesn't matter.

1:16.4

It was hilarious and anyone who said the one I like, I'd be like I know right.

1:19.2

And then we talk about it how other people had bad taste.

1:21.4

But anyway, that happened.

1:23.6

Great subscriber view. I never tell people do that. And I'm just, oh yeah, go to YouTube to watch

1:28.8

them because I feel like there's a lot of extra tea you get.

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