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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. The internet's full of riddles and mysteries. Eventually, it's just a fake Tom Selleck trying to take your last dollars, so you might as well avoid all of that by doing some clickbait with us right now on K Rock. Here we go. |
| 0:44.3 | Babe, start with this. |
| 0:46.3 | This is apparently according to new research and researchers that have studied the way that humans bombed with other humans. |
| 0:52.3 | This is important if you are dating or trying |
| 0:54.3 | to date or just trying to build a relationship with someone, even a co-worker or a boss. But they found |
| 0:59.2 | that this is a weirdly effective way that people bond even faster than through shared interests. So it used |
| 1:05.7 | to be like, oh, you're a Lakers fan, I'm a Lakers fan. All right. And that was how people would bond. |
| 1:17.4 | And now they are finding through research that there's a way that people bond more effectively and faster than shared interest. |
| 1:18.2 | Allie, what is it? |
| 1:21.4 | I know exactly what it is. It is shared complaining. |
| 2:00.8 | If you're complaining about the same things and you're annoyed by the same things, that brings people together more than things that they love. Okay. Shared dislikes. Shared not interest. Shared hate, Allie claims, is stronger than shared love. Don't you hate when blah? Oh my God. I hate that too. We're the same. You hate the cowboys? I hate the cowboys. We all hate the cowboys. You hate it when people take their shoes off on airplanes? Me too. All right. Jake, according to the research, this is a weirdly effective way that people bond even faster than through shared interests. Super easy. Shared zip code. If you live like in the same like two mile radius. Your friends. Oh, man. Well, you sure hope that's true For someone who never likes to leave Burbank I believe it dude Why would I believe? Where do you live? I live in North Hollywood It's never gonna work I'm in Burbank Sorry it's not happening It is kind of true though around here Shared zip code Well people do love I have noticed that though Especially if you're somewhere else and you talk to someone and you're like Oh, where do you? I live in North High. |
| 2:20.8 | Oh, you, I have noticed that though, especially if you're somewhere else, and you talk to someone, you're like, oh, where do you, I live in |
| 2:19.4 | North Hollywood. Oh, you, I live in |
| 2:21.5 | North Hollywood. Right away, there's an instant bond there. As opposed to like, I live in Long Beach and you're like, oh. Yeah. Okay, well, I'm probably not going to ever see you. Oh, you're by the Vaughn? I'm the left of the |
| 2:31.1 | Vaughn's. Oh, you're right there. Oh, wow. We're the same person. |
| 2:33.7 | We live on the same lives. We have so much in common. |
| 2:36.6 | All right, Omar, what is the answer, according to research? This is how people bond and even faster than shared interests. I find it weird. I'm going to guess, you know what? If you're an iPhone person, you're an iPhone person, you get along with the iPhone person. |
| 2:51.0 | If you're an Android person, you're going to get along with the Android person. |
| 2:54.5 | If that text goes green, you'll never be friends. |
| 2:56.9 | That's it. One of these right. |
| 2:59.8 | Is it Omar? |
| 3:01.5 | All of that is just about green and Android versus Apple. |
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