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leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook

we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it

I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me

help help help me I did something that required Help!

I did something that required, not a monumental amount of effort,

but a pretty decent amount of effort this morning

in an effort to be, like, maybe a little less anxious or maybe not like have to take like a violent poop later.

I did not allow coffee to be the first thing I put in my stomach this morning.

I was like, drink your water and I was like, put a layer in your stomach and I am not hungry when I wake up. I'm not hungry for a while in the morning

and I was just like I need something and I went to the cupboard and there were these like

lentil crackers but I think have like curry powder on them and I was like whatever

whatever people eat these things so I just ate like two and I was like this is horrible

to be like the first thing and then so I heard my mom in my head like have a banana so I ate a

banana and I drank some water and now I'm gonna have right now my first sip of

Everyone deserves that best friend who delivers blunt advice with impunity. Comedian, writer, and actor Iliza Shlesinger is that friend. She has built a cult-like following of listeners seeking her hilarious take on their problems. Every week, people submit their burning questions to the show, with topics ranging from bad coworkers, psychotic bridesmaids, and a mother-in-law who won't move out to faking an accent and diarrhea etiquette. Iliza's answers range from wise and heart-felt to rage-fueled and off-the-wall. She enjoys nothing more than giving incisive life advice to total strangers, sometimes with a celebrity guest in tow. It's always entertaining, so go ahead: Ask Iliza Anything.

0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me on your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram,
0:11.0	comment section
0:13.4	leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook
0:17.0	we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it
0:21.8	I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me
0:26.5	out yeah you're getting me I
0:30.0	help help help me I did something that required Help!
0:35.0	I did something that required, not a monumental amount of effort,
0:38.0	but a pretty decent amount of effort this morning
0:40.0	in an effort to be, like, maybe a little less anxious or maybe not like have to take like a violent poop later.
0:46.8	I did not allow coffee to be the first thing I put in my stomach this morning.
0:53.0	What was?
0:54.0	I don't drink coffee.
0:56.0	I was like, drink your water and I was like, put a layer in your stomach and I am not hungry when I wake up. I'm not hungry for a while in the morning
1:05.8	and I was just like I need something and I went to the cupboard and there were these like
1:09.0	lentil crackers but I think have like curry powder on them and I was like whatever
1:14.3	whatever people eat these things so I just ate like two and I was like this is horrible
1:18.9	to be like the first thing and then so I heard my mom in my head like have a banana so I ate a
1:25.3	banana and I drank some water and now I'm gonna have right now my first sip of
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