Cinephobe Mailbag V: Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn

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5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

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0:00.0	Let's give it a quick test of the instruments.
0:14.0	All right, I think we're ready to go.
0:20.0	Pitiful ruins the movie watching experience for Goode. All right. I think we're ready to go.
0:25.1	Could have helped ruins the movie watching experience for good.
0:28.2	This is so bad. I would watch this every day.
0:31.6	Buddy, I could not possibly be high enough to make this movie work.
0:35.0	I realize that we're watching these movies in vastly different ways.
0:36.6	Don't act like you're fucking disappointed.
1:00.9	I am disappointed. Come on, let's go, guys. I'm missing the askers. I'm still horny, so I'm not gonna fob it. I didn't fucking understand anything. You leave this movie, hyped as fuck and chittery. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. I was thirsty. I'm thirsty. I don't know about you, but I'm thirsty as fuck. It went out my nose. I threw up and I almost peed on myself all at once.
1:07.3	Forget about it. This is really beginning to get on my tits. Chlap yak ma beat.
1:10.3	The yaki problem. Hit the go! Deceptive captions, to say the least. Oh, my God. Captions are way off. They lied, left and right. Wouldn't write horror if their life depended on it. Yeah. Don't worry, we took care of it, captions. Keep the language and show me some tithies. Enough of this useless banter. Five billion dollars of heroin?
1:28.3	That's nursework.
1:29.3	Fucking Babe Ruth of terrorism.
1:31.3	How the fuck did you get from me having one towel to Omaha Beach?
1:36.3	I'm not gay.
1:37.3	I just happen to have sex with men sometimes.
1:40.3	Well, let's take that out of context and put that in the intro.
1:42.3	Zach, stop talking.
1:46.5	Stop fucking talking for a second.
1:47.5	I have a vagina.
1:49.5	Don't disappoint me, Derek.
1:51.8	Why the low-raining, what they blomber?
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