Cinephobe Ep 290: Paul Blart Mall Cop

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, I mean, I was thinking we should call each other and just and talk about Barresco.
0:03.6	I've been watching some episodes lately.
0:05.1	I don't have time to sit around and talk to you on the phone. You can talk to me on a microphone, just fine? Yeah, it's different. I mean, that's different. The meter's running when we do that. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's get Chelsea Reynolds. Okay. Let's get Colin Cassard.
0:18.5	Uh-huh.
0:18.9	And let's get a bar rescue podcast, but I don't know what to call it.
0:22.0	Here's the science.
0:23.6	A bar rescue podcast, but I don't know what to call it.
0:22.0	Here's the science. A bar rescue podcast. That's management material.
0:26.1	Oh, ho. This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity. Listener discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this.
0:54.2	Generally, when you say something, my immediate reaction is OPE, and then I have to kind of push that OPE away if it doesn't qualify. You got a retro engineer an Ope in there. That's what you do. Yeah, absolutely. That's what you do. Start with OPE and work backwards from there. Yeah. You know me, I'm an ally. I want to be safe on this. I'm going to be ahead of processing whatever potentially problematic thing. Amin is said. You act like everything I say is problematic. Not everything. Just the words. He's saying that it's a risk he can't take. I can't take it, yeah. Your picks have been horrible, man.
1:12.0	It's the point.
1:13.5	That's the point of the show.
1:15.2	Isn't it?
1:16.4	Isn't it?
1:17.2	It's possible.
1:18.2	I don't understand what this podcast is about.
1:20.5	Poppycock.
1:21.6	It's a fuckhouse.
1:22.5	On a weekly basis, we are consuming more concentrated,
1:27.2	bad movies
1:28.0	than probably anybody in the history of mankind.
1:30.7	Copycock.
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