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Cinephobe Ep 52: The Lawnmower Man Part 1

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Amin and Mayes aren't into reality reality, they're into virtual reality with this 1992 film that's not legally allowed to connect itself to the Stephen King short story. Fill up your gas can and crank up the sexual tension for another epic 2-part Cinephobe spectacular. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Remember when you were so brand conscious you queued for hours to get the latest pair of trainers

0:06.0

in the cold and wet? Why waste time and money when you can get branded fashion,

0:11.3

sports and footwear online at M&M Direct? We've got all the big brands at low prices

0:16.6

and always up to 75% off RRP. What's more M&M don't do discount codes, flash sales or ask

0:23.2

for your mother's maiden name before you get a great deal? What's not to like? M&M Direct,

0:28.4

top the banner and shop now. I don't know how we do this in under three parts. I don't know why

0:35.7

you guys think it's going to take that long. I don't know. Are you kidding me? Now I'm worried I

0:40.0

watched the wrong version. There is a director's cut with an additional 39 minutes and let me tell you

0:45.1

an additional 39 minutes. 39 additional minutes of footage. 39 additional American minutes.

0:52.9

Now I gotta know what's in it. Me too. What can they have left out? That's a good point.

0:58.7

That's right, Baxter. Oh, he comes up in the movie. My dog? Yeah.

1:07.5

Welcome to Cinephal where we really good to do. That's where he's for. I don't know what you're waiting for at that

1:11.6

moment. The pregnant pause has happened and just taking away. Your pics have been horrible, man.

1:18.2

It's the point. It's the point of the show. Isn't it? Isn't it? It's possible. I don't understand

1:25.2

what this podcast is about. Copy, cork. To fuck house. On a weekly basis we are consuming more concentrated

1:33.3

bad movies. There's probably anybody in the history of mankind. Copy, cork. What story?

1:40.0

What story? What are you talking about? Do you want lunch? I have yet to laugh in this

1:46.8

where we all just tell you that. Do you think this motherfucker said that? Because you remember that.

1:55.3

You know the problem Hollywood is. They make shit. Unbelievable. Unremarkable. Shit.

2:03.6

I was legitimately offended. You were offended. I was offended. I didn't know you could get offended.

2:09.0

I was offended. This did it. If I were gay I wouldn't be offended.

2:13.8

They're fucking making shit up. I mean.

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