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Cinephobe Ep 51: Mom and Dad

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the Cage for this nuanced action horror dark comedy that uses its conceit to peel back the layers of being a washed parent in modern society. Whether you get your news from a portable dvd player or prefer concentrated ethological exposition from Dr Oz while you hit the bong, this is the movie for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Remember when you were so brand conscious you queued for hours to get the latest pair of trainers

0:06.0

in the cold and wet? Why waste time and money when you can get branded fashion,

0:11.3

sports and footwear online at M&M Direct? We've got all the big brands at low prices

0:16.6

and always up to 75% off RRP. What's more M&M don't do discount codes, flash sales or ask

0:23.2

for your mother's maiden name before you get a great deal? What's not to like? M&M Direct,

0:28.4

top the banner and shop now. Was there a literal Christmas party or was this movie the Christmas

0:33.3

party? That's what I want to know. Here's the thing you don't invite ghost riders to a Christmas

0:36.9

party because it's going to get hot real quick. Nobody knows what the hell we're talking. They will

0:42.3

by the end of this. And that's what we call future callback. We just did a future callback for this

0:46.8

episode that we haven't even recorded yet. That's breaking new ground. How about that? How about that?

0:52.7

I'm so jacked up for this episode. Would you say you're cranked up? There's a high voltage going

0:57.9

through me. What's the problem? There's a pun there. The director did crank and crank to high voltage.

1:03.4

Zach, do you feel the spirit of vengeance flowing through your body? I do. I do feel that.

1:10.5

I'm a gamer. For the Brian Taylor heads out there, this is going to crush. I have no idea what's

1:16.0

happened. Your picks have been horrible, man. It's the point. It's the point of the show. Isn't it?

1:22.7

Isn't it? It's possible. I don't understand what this podcast is about.

1:26.6

Poppycock to fuck house. On a weekly basis, we are consuming more concentrated bad movies.

1:34.8

There's probably anybody in the history of mankind. Poppycock. What story? What story?

1:42.6

What are you talking about? Do you want lunch? I have yet to laugh in this way. I'll just tell you that.

1:48.0

Do you think this motherfucker said this? Because remember that.

1:55.5

You know the problem with Hollywood is they make shit unbelievable, unremarkable shit.

2:03.6

I was legitimately offended. I was offended. I didn't know you could get offended.

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