Cinco de Luncho: Patriots Drought, Bad Super Bowls, and Bills Fan Tears

Evan & Tiki

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4.2 • 988 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Cinco de Luncho hijacks the hour as the guys try to prove it has been a lifetime since the Patriots were in a title game, using five perfect time capsules from the sports and real world timeline. From the misery of that Patriots Rams Super Bowl to the never ending argument about which controversial calls actually follow a Super Bowl around, the conversation turns into a full debate about what fans remember, what they pretend to forget, and why Bills fans always keep receipts. Then the calls fire up. Giants fans react to a surprising offensive line coaching shakeup, and the show dives into how much trust John Harbaugh gets in the early honeymoon phase. The hour closes with Buffalo drama, Josh Allen tape breakdowns, and a hilarious detour into a 25 year old snow shovel that somehow becomes the most relatable take of the day.

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0:00.0	There's a rumble in the tummy.
0:02.0	Sean Muresh in the booth somebody hide the castle!
0:07.0	Hot tics flying phones ringing Evans yelling no!
0:12.0	Tiki's laughing chaos cracking nobody's in control!
0:19.0	It's Cinco de Rancho.
0:21.7	Bam!
0:22.6	Crunch!
0:23.3	Let's go!
0:26.9	Ah, yes!
0:29.3	Cinco de Lancho is brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere.
0:36.4	Okay, look, there is a long stretch that could potentially end here.
0:41.6	The Patriots drought of going to a Super Bowl.
0:44.3	A lot has been made that it has not been that long a time.
0:46.6	I'm here to tell you it has been a long time.
0:49.7	The five things to prove it's been a while since we saw the Patriots in a title game.
0:54.0	Here we go! Number five. the last time the Patriots played an aFC title game the
0:59.6	Mets had just signed jed lowry as the yankees turned to dj lamehu in free agency oh god can you
1:04.8	believe that that does make it seem far away huh all right here we? All right, here we go. Number four.
1:12.6	The Giants were waiting on official word
1:14.8	whether Oregon quarterback Justin Herbert
1:16.8	would declare for the draft as they were
1:18.7	in search of a quarterback.
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