CIA Secrets and How To Avoid Being Kidnapped With Jason Hanson | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 134

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Former CIA Agent Jason Hanson gets chaotic as he explains the ins and outs of the CIA. Jason talks about how training works, gives some geat advice on avoiding getting kidnapped, the existence of aliens and if CIA assassinations are a real thing. You don't want to miss this one, your life just may rely on it! #Podcast #Comedy Support The Sponsors Gametime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/50CHRISSY and use code 50CHRISSY for 50% off plus freeshipping! KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code CHAOS at kiwico.com. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	Hey, where's Chris at?
0:33.0	Hey, Jason, what's up buddy?
0:35.0	Hey, what you doing?
0:36.0	You didn't even come water board me?
0:37.0	Listen, you know the agency doesn't water board people.
0:39.0	But I look present and buy them.
0:48.0	Man, that was awesome.
0:51.0	Welcome to Chrissy Chaos.
1:06.0	Hi, guys.
1:07.0	What's up everybody?
1:08.0	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
1:12.0	I'm Chrissy Stefano, aka Chrissy CIA.
1:16.0	Today we have a CIA agent.
1:20.0	I don't know if he's former current.
1:22.0	I don't think it matters when you're in the CIA.
1:24.0	It's just because whatever he tells me, I won't believe.
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