Church Usher - 08.20.25
Run That Prank
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🗓️ 20 August 2025
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| 0:34.9 | If you grew up in the church like I did, you already know there's one person, one group of people that you don't fool with, and that is the usher boy. You don't get an usher boy in no trouble. They can keep you outside. They won't let you in the door when you just standing out there. They just turn around and look at you through that little thin glass and turn back around, might not let you in, ain't going to sit you where you want to sit. The Usher boy got way more control than you think. The Usher boy, they run everything. But that's the best person to give a call when you want to prank somebody. This right here. This is the Usher lady. And I want you all to listen real close because I swear I think she said |
| 1:12.5 | I don't appeasinated |
| 1:14.7 | because I don't be calling the bishop |
| 1:18.2 | by his full title |
| 1:20.8 | but anyway here you go |
| 1:21.9 | this is the usher lady |
| 1:22.9 | cat dog if you would |
| 1:24.0 | hello |
| 1:25.2 | I'm trying to reach a sister |
| 1:27.2 | this is sister how you doing? Good evening to you, ma'am. I don't mean to be giving you a call this late in the evening, but I am the new youth minister. I haven't. My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which mind is... Wait, wait, wait. |
| 1:45.7 | What do you mean? What happened about... |
| 1:47.2 | He's no longer with the church anymore, ma'am. |
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