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Run That Prank

Can Your Wife Help Me With My Thesis - 08.21.25

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:01.5

How stupid do you want? Just let me know. You know what I mean? Oh. You always say there's levels to your stupid. It's levels. So, you know, from one to ten, I'll be trying to figure out, you know, sometimes I can't gauge it. Right. So on this Thursday. Answer that, Steve. Answer that, Steve. What I want on this Thursday? I mean, I'm going to give you what you want.

0:56.3

Just tell me what level you want. How much? How many? He says one to 10. He can go from 1 to 10. I can go from 1 to 20, really. I can actually pass 10. But I'm talking about on stupidity? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, he's unmatched. Yeah, I think it's off the car. He's, he's unmatched. I don't know. I don't even know why we're trying to put a number two. He's going to go past whatever number you got. Exactly. It's off the charts all the time. You're going to break the rickers. You blow our minds without stupid you can be. Let me see if I can blow your mind this morning.

0:58.2

This one right here is, can your wife help me with my thesis?

1:04.9

Can your wife help me with my thesis?

1:10.3

That's what I'm talking about. Cat dog, we're on our way to stupid. Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach... Yeah, who is it? Hey, my name is Ellis, man. Is this a... Is this a husband? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is me. What's up? Hey, how you doing, man? Listen, my mother is Miss .

1:29.3

Man, she goes to church with your wife's mom, with the mother.

1:34.3

And I'm actually in med school, man, and they told me, your wife, she's a nurse.

1:41.3

Is that right?

1:42.3

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a nurse.

1:45.3

But you say, you say, your mama go to church with my wife's mama?

1:49.2

Right, right. My mother is not, my mother. She goes to church with, with, with, with, my mother. Oh, okay, then.

1:40.9

All right.

1:41.8

What I was calling you off for, Darry, if you didn't mind, I wanted to, I'm going, I'm getting ready to do my thesis, man.

1:47.6

I'm doing my thesis for the end of the year, end of the semester, man, for med school. And they told me your wife, you know, that she might be able to help me out. So I was hoping I could talk to her for a second, if you don't mind. Yeah, hold on real quick, all right? Hold on. Okay. I want to talk to you about something. It's

2:19.2

mama, who is this? Who is this? Hello? Hello? Hey, yeah. Hey, how you doing? My name is Ellis.

2:28.7

My mother, uh, you should go to church with your, uh, with your mother. And they gave me your

2:33.7

number that you might be able to help me out with some stuff.

2:36.1

I'm in men's school right now.

2:37.9

I'm studying to be a gonadicologist.

2:39.8

And you might be able to help me out with some things.

2:42.0

And I wanted to reach out to you if it was cool.

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