If you're like me, you'll probably be disappointed to learn that a Chupacabra is not the newest

item on the Taco Bell menu.

It is, however, a cryptid whose legend can be traced through Puerto Rico and Texas.

Today, we'll tell the origin story of the Chupacabra and discuss the havoc it allegedly

wreaked on its prey, leaving very distinct holes and not a trace of blood in or around

the bodies.

We'll also discuss some possible answers as to what these strange occurrences and sightings

might be, and of course, we'll have a little fun along the way.

I'm Mike, I'm Ian.

And I'm Dave.

If you thought that Chupacabra was Tom Brady's pet name for Giselle, stick around.

It's actually his name for Mike.

This is Necronomopod.

Keeping the backwoods of South Texas, you never know what might be lurking around the corner.

Or, in your train, in Ratcliffe, a small town in Duwitt County, residents are certain.

They found the mythical, despicable Chupacabra.

And this time, it's alive.

Jackie Stocks says her husband caught the creature Sunday night.

He called me to come and look, and I said, bubber, that looks like a baby Chupacabra.

With its hairless, back-large claws, countless teeth, and ferocious growl, many would say this

animal fits the bill.

You know, I heard it, Cooves.

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