Chubby Liquid Lips with Andrew Dice Clay | Chris Distefano is Chirssy Chaos | Ep 140

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Comedy LEGEND Andrew Dice Clay joins the Chaos this week! If there was a cooperstown of comedy, Dice would be a first ballot hall of famer and his takes Chris and Mike on a journey through his entire career starting at Pips Comedy Club in Brooklyn, his time at the Comedy Store in LA where he became friends with and had a falling out with Sam Kinnison, his break from the spotlight to focus on raising his sons and his resurgence back into the public eye with roles like Entourage and A Star is Born. Dice also tells some stories about his famous friends like Bill Burr inviting him to do time at Prudential Center, Joe Rogan calling him when he was doing Madison Square Garden and Guns N' Roses having him do time at MetLifeS Stadium after Dice got the band back together. Listen here to to get the full scoop and so much more! Factor Meals Head to FACTOR MEALS.Com/Chaos50 and use code chaos50 to get 50% off Morgan and Morgan Go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Harrys Get a $13 Starter Set for just $3 at harrys.com/CHAOS. #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Podcast - Future of Flushing, the OFFICIAL TEAM podcast of the entire minor league system. Available on all major podcast providers as well as the New York Mets YouTube page! 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't know if it's a grandson, a son, a co-worker, retiring, they're gonna have like, um,
0:23.7	King Crab and be out on a yacht.
0:27.0	Yeah, lay it out, lay it out.
0:57.0	Yeah, so I've been sending this to friends because when I watch it, I go out of my mind,
1:08.0	lay it at night, enjoying it, you know, going like, and every time I watch it, I go,
1:15.6	why me?
1:16.6	Yeah, does it sound like a real sophisticated birthday party?
1:20.6	Yeah.
1:21.6	Or they're probably just a fan, right?
1:23.8	I mean, just like, uh, all right, so wait a minute, no, the guy probably was, but picture
1:30.8	they're on the yacht, okay, right before they bring out the cake, we have a special
1:36.8	treat, we have a video for you, so I'm not gonna even play part one, because I have to
1:43.1	send it in two parts when I send it to a friend, because it's okay.
1:49.1	Next to you, here, first read, is it even though she told you, this is what they ordered.
1:55.2	Read it out loud, so you, okay, when is their, uh, birthday, how old are they turning,
2:03.3	66?
2:04.3	What are they doing for their birthday, brunch with family and friends, going out on
2:07.3	bolt with family and friends having favorite dinner, King Crab and champagne.
2:11.4	What's something special about, oh, Andrew Dice Clayton, no, she's a truly warm compassionate
2:16.4	caring person, she loves to make the people around her, happy, she's a great cook and
2:19.9	even better baker, she had a great career in finance and is now retired, so that's what
2:25.1	they want.
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